Karuninchina Akasam

Karuninchina Akasam

CONCEPT TITLE::: “KARUNINCHINA AKASHAM”

EXPLANATION:::

Igo ikkada kanpinche ee pooroni ki amma ayya leru..!

Tinadaaniki tindi ledu,taaganiki nelllu levu,aakariki vesukoniki

Battalu kuda levu….!

Also deaf( vaadu chevitodani painting lo convey cheyyalemu kada Anduke chevullu kuda tisesina) …!

“AAKALI VESTE NEELA VANKAA , DAAHAM VESTE AAKASHAM VANKAA CHUSE EE PORONNI CHUSI AAKASHAM KARUNINCHI 3 DROPS oF WATER RELEASE CHESINDI”….!

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Best Dialogues of Dr.Bramhi

Here r Some Best Dialogues of Dr.Bramhi for his fans jus go through it...

1.Am raj...... halwa raj!!!(kick)

2.When I was in youth ..nekanna height telsa..(PRAYANAM)

3.Meenakshi nu digaku ..she will diee.. you don't get down ... she will die..

4.Mundu tanu preminchindi tarvatha nen preminchalsivachindi(MANMADHUD​U)

5.I want to talk to nellore pedda reddy right now!!!(ANAGANAGA OKA ROJU)

6.Knowledge is de"vine"......entha tagithe antha balam

7.Sravani!!!!! Nuv enchukunna ragam enti teskunna talam enti...(KING)

8.Kick me hard yar(ATHADU)

9.Nasanam ayyipothav ra rey !! (aaha na pellanta)

10.Creators ki kuda emotion untadi kada ra...(ready) :P

11.V should believe your SuperMan, SpiderMan, but u don't believe our TIGERMAN

12.Bill.. they paid no.. No !manmadhudu)

13.Khan tho games adaku(MONEY MONEY)

14.Thokkesaramma....talent anta thokkesaru...local politics(K.ISTAM K.KASTAM)

15.Peenugu meedha pelalu yerukune mohamu nuvvunu . . . (AHANA PELLANTA)

16.Nannu kalavalante nee karma kalipoyyi sagam jevitham sankanakipoyi position critical ga vunte thapa kalavalevu

17.Jaffa na jaffada

18.Kali though break vesa anukunnava kadu ra jali though vesanu(K.ISTAM K.KASTAM)

18.What the frock I say.... cut the frock(nenu meku telusa)

19.Vadiki kadu mundu veediki bomb lagadenge...!!! (kick)

20.Apandroiiiii while travelling in roller coaster in nuvvu naku nacchav movie

21.Naa uddesham entante........akkaliana vadu 'amma' ani okala antadu debba tagilina .....

22.aadadaniki aaru adugula chira kante aaru angulala drawerera mukyam........anduke drawero rakshita rakshitaha annaru ra...........other: abba drawer gurinchi intha baga ela chepparandi....brammi:endukant​e nenu vesukonu ......kanuka

23.Khaliga enduku velladam varam rojulu aagu iddarm kalisi vellachu (athadu)

24.Nammanu annaka kuda nammute nammakam meedunna nammakam potadi(arya2)

25.I am puppy..nd I luv luv stories...!!(OraNgE)

26.Pola????..... adiripola.....(MR.Perfect)

27.pothavuraray nashanam ayipothavu(ahana pellanta)

28.'Pennanu kunnavaa...kaadu gannu' (ANAGANAGA OKA ROJU)

29.sir meeru nannu amma anadam em bagaledu sir(malliswari)

30.Nenu entra entha andam ga vunanu in ragada

31.Nenu raithuni babu enni debbalu tagilina manushulni bhumini nammutuney unta

32.Rananav bar anav(kikk)

32.I Hete Beggers Voice n Sruthi sruthi sruthi sruthiiii... Lol! :D(POKIRI)

33.Donga Donga ani na okkadine choopistave venakala unnavadu "ne yamma mogudaa ? "

34.Meeru ala siggu padakandi naaku chacchipovalinipistondi..(adhu​rs)

35.I don't know why girls are crazy about me (pokiri)

36.brahmi software engineer (pokiri)

37.Koduthunnaramma....reason lekunda koduthunnaramma.(jalsa)

38.Enduku, direct ga velli noothi lo dhukutha, shavam sayanthram teyinchandi (Athadu)

39.Dongalante manushulla untara sir???(vikramarkudu)

40.I'm raj.. prakash raj eppudu vasthano nake thelidhu(KICK)

41.Baga adadu kada...(manmadhudu )

42.Enda kalamlo vedineellu posukoni raggu kappukoni thirige edava....poyhavura nashamai pothav

43.Mimmalni ekkadikoo teesukeldamanukuntamu kani meeru raru meeru ikkade vuntaru [k

44.I'm RAJ parugu Parugu Prakash Raj...

45.Vadu chese papalaku nenu poyetattu vunna..(READY)

46.knowledge is devine (ATHADU)

47.Cat ni blind chesi rat break dance cheyadam ante ide namma.....(ORANGE))

48.Touch Chesavu!! Touch lo undu (Bommarillu)

49.Meru e vayasulone ila unnarante aa vayasulo chimpesuntaru..(santosham)

50.ISAKA.. ISAKA AMMUKOVALI..(DUBAI SEENU)

51.Give respect and take respect

52.Thokka ley!

53.Nenentha busy oo naku telidu kavalante na peon no. ista vadi dagara no.tesko

54.Ooh parthu mee patnamollu inthe nayya mari sunnithamga unnataru

55.Khan though games ah ??coins chella cheduru aipothai

56.Mari ikkada kadithe?padatadu!(athadu)

57.Nenu ekkadiko tesukeldam anukunta kani meeru akkadiki raru(guest house ki) l..

58.Nenu pedathaanu nenu pedathaaanu kada--kshana Kshanam!

59.tenali vadiva neeku Free free free(indra)

60.Mentalodiki Mental ekkinchi Doctor chesav kada ra...(KICK)

61.Na tenali nunchi vachava(Indra)

62.Adi mamulu legga .. iron leggu ..

63.Stop it! pavitramaina bharath desam lo putti thailand vachi ammai drawer.....

64.malli rakandi, vachemundu pone cheyandi [manmadudu]

65.Evaro cheppite nenu enduku nammuta valle chepparu (aanandam)

66.Ne Pane Bagundira Out going avasaram ledu, Incoming ki(Don Seenu)

67.Creativity undali raa!!!!!!(anjaneyulu)

68.Oho appude 100yrs gadichipoyaya ( badhrinath)

69.I am very busy you know

70.Ni telivitethtalu tagaletta!!!!(vikramarkudu)

71.Hurt nenu hurt ayyanu

72.Rape chesi padestha..(143)

73.Remove your dress..(nenu meku thelusa)

74.guruvu garu guruvu garu ani naa GU........... GUNDELLO thannav kadhara!!!!!

75.Chivaraku na cheeta tea lu amistavu ra.. antlu kadukune moham nuvu nu .. nashanam ayipotav ra reyy nashanam ayipotav (aha na pelli anta )

76.LA..KI..SI..MI..SHA..KI..MI​..LA.. SHAKMILA ANI PETKORA RA BAVUNTADI ENTI BALEDA

77.MIMALINI EVADU MARCHA LEDU RA......MR.PERFECT

78."Khan tho games aadaku..shaltheelu lechi pothayi.. :D"

79.Bhagwan acha karega tho sadhu bicha karega,,bicha

80.Nannu Ashirwadinchandi Mamayya(Atadu)

81.Kalisi bathikinantha esay kadu ra kaalisi savadam(vikramarkudu)

82.mundu bomma vey, atu nunchi bombay, a tharvatha theesukelli ammey.(magadheera)

83.nee brain lo oke cinima aaduthundhi. naadhi multiflex brain 4 cinimalu at a time aaduthu untai thelusaa...? (Ragada)

84."Charithradi emundi ra, chimpithe chirigipothundi" from Adhurs!

85.apandi ra apandi ra.. (nuvu naku nachav ) :P

86.i am raj prakash raj ...eapudostano nake telidu (KICK)

87.aavu goda meda peda ela vesindhi antaru from yamaleela

88.nenu yantha yadava vano naky thayliyadu ......(maku thaylusu lay ra).........(Neninthe)

89.ierugupalem vallu ante yekasekaluga vunda

90.bramhi ..software engineer..lol!!

91.maa thatha gade ala chesi vundaka pothe(Chitram Balare vichitram)

92.dat is Armaani and this is Barmaani

93.Diachesi naanu disturb chaioddu..!!Naanu dikkal chudenu...vachind pani chuskond velli po"..!!!Kotha bangaru lokam

94.arey mahes babu ela untadu ra milk boy la untadu nuvvu milk iche geda la untavu[dhee]

95.I want romance, where is the romance!!(king)

96.lopala vaadu emchestunnadandi paata paaduthunnada kacheri chestunnada....from nv nak nachav...

97.ragaalu paiki thanthunnai urgentga paata paadali...from nv nak nachav...

98.Black T-Shirt & Jeans...... Geethanjali Nagarjuna Hair Style......... Micheal Jacksons' BAD album music as BACK GROUND SCORE-----And super dailogue -I WANT TO TALK TO NELLORE PEDDA REDDY RIGHT NOW...

99.second stage of Hellucination :) oreyyyy nidi 9th floor kadaa.... (Arya2)

100.evado sankusthapana chesina panini nenu poorthy cheyala

101.nee pindam pichukalethikella

102.one awesome dialogue of his "bommarilu father ikada.."(BRINDAVANAM)

103.Thadika thadika thadika.... :)

104.its an identity of mistake....ee manishanevadu asal mistake e cheyada?[mr.perfect]

105.donga donga ani nannu okkdinea chupisthavea veanakala vunnavadu neyamma moguda............(VIKRAMARKUD​U)

106.Evariki varu nene game start chesa anukuntunaru..kaani vaadu strt chesina game lo manam andaram players...haha ( kick )

107.rao garu nanu involve chaiyakandi!!!!!(ready)

108.kid:uncle gaurd

bhrami:ee mukka mundu cheppali ra "prapancham sthambinchina tarvata kadu"(k.kastam k.istam)

110.i am giri from mangalagiri (sonthosam)

111.When tigerman walks clouds separate... :) u dont believe tigerman but we hav to believe ur superman,..we hav to believe ur spideman...

112..How gals are crazy about me i don knoe...(POKIRI)

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Funny Dietetics FAQs

Funny Dietetics FAQs.

Here are some FUNNY DIET TIPS. Please Donot accept these things. They are just for fun. Thank U.

ALL DIET FAQ's answered...

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn.
And what are these?
Ans: Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain?
Eat chicken.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.

Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales & hippos to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets...

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Wedding Invitation

Today One of my SEO friend from Hyderabad sent me an invitation. It goes like this..

Hi,

I know,

• You are the pillar of your project/ software company/college. Or

• All the modules need your input to execute properly. Or

• Students will get disappointed without your lecture. Or

• Whole wireless network will come down if you take leave. Or

• All clients will be in problems in case of your absence. Or

• Roads, buildings and dams will collapse if you are not at work.

But, it is my marriage and it is your responsibility to be there.

So, stop all your development, maintenance and bug-fixing works. Plan your trip. My wedding occasion doesn’t contain catch blocks for No Time Exception, Too Busy Exception, Next Week Delivery Exception and other runtime errors.

Please consider this as my personal invite and do grace the occasion. Please find attached the Wedding card for the details.

Thanks & Regards

So funny and so on to the point. I couldn't skip as I have no handler for the exceptions

English Proverb...

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others…

-Unknown.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent…

-Unknown.

The first bond of society is marriage…

-Cicero.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married…

-Robert Frost.

A man without marriage is like a vase without flowers…

-African Proverb.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility…

-Leo Tolstoy.

By all means of marry, if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…

-Socrates.

Marriage halves our grief, Doubles our joys, and quadruples our expense.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an Eye Opener

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Heights Of Shock

Heights Of Shock

Movie Name:- SHOCK..

Director:- Who else??? RAMGOPAL VERMA JI

A thrilling suspense story !!!

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Mom, Dad and Son (Hero)......

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The Boy saw a girl and falls in love with her

Luckily she comes to stay opp his house !!!

He proposes her

Love goes smoothly

One day Dad saw his son with that girl

Son is shocked !!!

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Dad asked "Who is that girl ?

Son : I love her Dad and I want to marry her

Dad is shocked !!!

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Climax

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Son:;WHY??

Dad :"Because she is your sister"

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Son is shocked !!!

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And now, a twist in the story !!!

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Mom: "Dont worry son, I will arrange your marriage....You are not his son !

Dad gets Shocked !!

:) :)

…………………..THEEnd............

Just for Fun..

Source : funxtra

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Busy

Busy

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Have A Break..!

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Ammo Bugggggg!!!

Aparichithudu

Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu

5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu

5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.

Prabhas

'Smile Smile Smile

Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,

Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,

Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,

so don't bother about it,

Smile Smile Smile'.

Mahesh Babu

'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu

Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'

Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!

Chiru

'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...

As Tagore

Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi

Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi

Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi,

500 bugs compile time bugs.

Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!

PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!

Balaiah

Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...

Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa

Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!

Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!

NTR

EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!

Nag

'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.

Venkatesh

'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo

Any Language

Any Compiler

Any no of Bugs

Single Hand -> Ganesh'

Legebrity-Mohan Babu:

The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!

Pity Star (UdayKiran)

'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea

aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.

Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento chupista'

Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-

'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey

chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!

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Amazing Errors

Amazing Errors.....

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Simply Superb Jokes

Simply Superb Jokes

Interviewer:

what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:

Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

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What is Tension? just for fun JOKE

Tension







What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’







THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’









YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.








Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”


THIS IS REAL TENSION.













What is Tension? just for fun JOKE

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Do u have a Girlfriend? [Interview]

Do u have a Girlfriend? [Interview]

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't

want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?

C: No.

E: So far chased any before?

C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal

issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is

dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: yes

E: Is she your first lover?

C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?

C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job

hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?

C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing

with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?

C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to

employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... there is no position in his company.

E: Then,..... what is your qualification?

C: Secretary!

E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect

your managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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Hilarious I.T. jokes !!!

Hilarious I.T. jokes !!!

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