Phone Call
A trainee in a big multinational company dialed CEO by mistake & said,
"Hey, send a hot coffee in accounts Dept in 2 min"
CEO shouted: Do you know with whom u are talking?
Trainee: NO
CEO: I am CEO of the Company.
Trainee in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?
CEO: No
Trainee said: Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& disconnected the phone.
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Name Change
Father: If u fail in exams again. Don't call me 'Dad'
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After few days!
Father: Watz ur result?
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Son: Sorry ra Subba Rao
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Killing English ……
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be
fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around "
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and
erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us....
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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