World's most Beautiful sentence:
"…But, I Like U"
World's most Painful sentence:
"I Like U, But.."
Words are same, but where
they are placed matters a lot…!
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"L I V E T O G E T H E R"
What did u read?
Live Together
or
Live To Gather
or
Live To Get Her.
Just a beautiful way 2 say
'LIFE' is the way how u look at it"
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Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,
EXAM hai tension Nahi,
Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!
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What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ???
S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
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Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – 'Dho'ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..'Kid'ney…
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Math's Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
-
-
Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Then what will u get????
.
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
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Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili
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The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study
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