Laugh ! Laugh ! Laugh!..read it till the end :))!!!!

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an
English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay
in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.

She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..

In England , a bathroom is commonly
Called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.

She wrote to the schoolmaster
Inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he
knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the
letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a
'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . A bathroom never entered their
minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

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Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles
from the house.

It is located in the middle of a grove of
Pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229
People and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.

As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you
arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.

This is an unfortunate situation
Especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the
WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.
There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the
expressions
On their faces. We can take photos in different angle.

My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a
day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in
time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there
is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most
delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel
it
Is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place
where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster
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The Woman never visited India again!!!!