EveryThing Under The Globe

Faces according to Days in our life !!!

2009-07-01T06:55:00.001-07:00

Keep Smiling !!!!!

Book Of friendship... Every Page Speaks

2009-06-28T20:34:00.001-07:00

Book Of friendship... Every Page Speaks

May Be...

2009-06-13T01:12:00.003-07:00

MAY BE…

Maybe.. .. we were supposed to meet the
wrong people before meeting the right
one so that, when we finally meet the
right person, we will know how to be
grateful for that gift.

Maybe .. . . it is true that we don't
know what we have until we lose it,
but it is also true that we don't know
what we have been missing until it
arrives.

Maybe .. . you should hope for enough
happiness to make you sweet, enough
trials to make you strong, enough
sorrow to keep you human, and enough
hope to make you happy .

Maybe .. . . the happiest of people
don't necessarily have the best of
everything; they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.

Maybe .. . . the best kind of friend is
the kind you can sit on a porch and
swing with, never say a word, and then
walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

Maybe .. . . happiness waits for all
those who cry, all those who hurt, all
those who have searched, and all those
who have tried, for only they can
appreciate the importance of ll the
people who have touched their lves.

May be . . you should do something nice
for someone every single day, even if
it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe .. . . there are moments in life
when you miss someone -- a parent, a
spouse, a friend, a child -- so much
that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real, so
that once they are around you
appreciate them more.

Maybe … giving someone all your love
is never an assurance that they will
love you back. Don't expect love in
return; just wait for it to grow in
their heart; but, if it doesn't, be
content that it grew in yours.

Maybe . . . you should dream what you
want to dream; go where you want to
go, be what you want to be, because
you have only one life and one chance
to do all the things you dream of, and
want to do

Cool Logic..

2009-06-13T01:12:00.001-07:00

You will enjoy this logic for sure !!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops; a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He
glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at
the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically
meek?

Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy
about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of
refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after
that, and so fourth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing
sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses,
karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he
had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about
himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Moral of the story:
"Be sure there is a problem before working hard to solve it"

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2009-05-26T23:26:00.001-07:00

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Beauty Of words

2009-03-30T21:52:00.000-07:00

Sun and Moon From North Pole

2009-03-20T04:50:00.000-07:00

Take a look at this picture – it's incredible!!!!!!!!!!!

A scene you will probably never get to see in your lifetime.....

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point.

You also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo

and not one easily duplicated. You may want to pass it on to others.

The Chinese have a saying: "When someone shares with you

Something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others

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Crimes via text msging

2009-03-20T04:43:00.000-07:00

IMPORTANT TO KNOW

A woman has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet, etc. was stolen.

Twenty minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number.
Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the story: do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc. ... and very importantly, when sensitive info is asked of you through texts, CONFIRM by calling back..

Also, when receiving a text from your friends or family to meet them somewhere that is not planned or usual, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON. I never thought about THAT mode of crime!!!
Take care & be safe.

I really do not know how ?

2009-03-16T11:48:00.000-07:00

Don't ask me questions because I really do not know how ?

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

2009-03-14T20:32:00.000-07:00

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:

You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:

You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:

When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:

He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:

You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:

You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:

While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:

You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:

You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......

Work or Prison...???

2009-03-11T09:05:00.000-07:00

IN PRISON
AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON
AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

IN PRISON
AT WORK
you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
AT WORK
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON
AT WORK
you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
AT WORK
you get your own toilet .
you have to share .

IN PRISON
they allow your family and
friends to visit.

AT WORK

you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

AT WORK

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hmmm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Manager

DPS girls once again :)

2009-03-02T00:23:00.000-08:00

Just watch it.anthey …….

DPS GALS are Rocking….

A R Rahman with his Oscars

2009-02-23T10:21:00.000-08:00

A R Rahman with his Oscars

  Check out an elated A R Rahman as he poses with his Oscar statuettes at the 81st Academy Awards in Los Angeles.

A R Rahman giving his thanksgiving speech after winning his 2 Oscars.

Rahman performing the award winning song Jai Ho at the 81st Academy Awards in Los Angeles.

A R Rahman holding the Oscar statuettes in his hands.

Employee Termination continues Worldwide !

2009-01-24T08:04:00.000-08:00

Employee Termination continues Worldwide !

The global economy is in the doldrums. Nations are battling a nightmare called recession. Balance sheets are studied with a frenzy and companies are struggling to stay in the black. Yet, the saddest story of the financial meltdown is the common man. In less than 20 days this month, 30 well-known international companies have announced job cuts. Soft drink distributor Pepsi Bottling Group Inc is planning to slash about 3,150 jobs across US, Canada Europe and Mexico as part of its restructuring plan. This is expected to result in pre-tax savings of up to $160 million. "These moves will allow our business to better deal with the challenging macroeconomic conditions that currently exist, " Pepsi Bottling Group's chairman and chief executive officer Eric Foss said.

HSBC: 500 jobs

HSBC Holdings PLC , Europe's largest bank (when market value is considered) , plans to cut 500 jobs in Asia due to the global economic slump , says wire service Associated Press. The cuts will be made in various parts of the business, including back office functions, with about 450 jobs in Hong Kong to be shed, the London-based lender announced to employees on November 17. In September, the bank announced 1,100 job cuts worldwide in the wake of the financial turmoil. HSBC has been hit hard by the financial crisis. The bank was forced to reduce the value of its assets by $4.9 billion in the third quarter, as the cost of bad loans in the US continued to mount and the credit market faltered.

Citigroup: 52,000 jobs

Citigroup has announced it will cut more than 52,000 jobs in the coming months and reduce expenses by 20 per cent in 2009. It said it intends to reduce the total head count to less than 300 , 000 soon. In terms of expenses , the financial services major aims to save $ 50-52 billion in 2009. These cuts are expected to have a 'limited' impact on its India staff strength. Citigroup has about 22 , 000 employees currently working in India . Of which, 12,000 work for Citigroup Global Services Ltd. Citigroup had a workforce of 352,000 in the third quarter of 2008. In the same quarter , it reported a loss of $ 2.8 billion. In the first three quarters of 2008, Citigroup has reduced its workforce by about 23,000 persons.

Fidelity Investments: 3,000 and counting

Leading fund house Fidelity Investments will cut about 1,300 jobs later this month, followed by another 1,700 jobs in the first quarter next year. This means Fidelity is looking at reducing its 44,400 employee-strong workforce by about 7 per cent. Fidelity Investments, which managed assets worth $ 3 trillion as on September 30, 2008, has seen its assets decline sharply following the meltdown in the stock markets.

Royal Bank of Scotland : 3,000 jobs

The Royal Bank of Scotland will cut about 3,000 jobs in the next few weeks. 'The positions will go in its global banking and markets workforce, spanning more than 50 countries. Jobs are likely to go in the City of London , 'said a BBC report. The bank has about 170,000 employees, of which about 100,000 are in the UK .

Sun Microsystems: 6,000 jobs

Sun Microsystems has said it is eliminating 6,000 jobs or 18 per cent of its global work force. It expects to reduce its costs by $375-450 million in the current fiscal. Sun Microsystems is also reorganizing its software organization into new business groups. Besides, it will implement a restructuring plan aimed at reducing costs by approximately $700 to $800 million annually.

United States Steel Corp: 675 jobs

United States Steel Corp has laid off about 3 per cent of its production workers in North America as the global economic slowdown cut into the demand for steel used in construction, autos and appliances. The layoffs, effective immediately, include 500 employees in the US and 175 in Canada.

British Telecom: 10,000 jobs and counting

UK-based telecom major British Telecom will cut 10,000 jobs by March 2009. About 4, 000 of the job losses will be direct BT staff, the remaining 6,000 will be from related employees. The cuts will mainly affect agency and contract staff and offshore workers, the company said, but sub-contractors and other indirect employees would also lose their jobs. BT has also said its India operations won't be affected. The move to cut jobs comes after the company posted an 11 per cent decline in pre-tax profits at pound 590 million for the September quarter. A report in The Telegraph said, 'BT has cut its headcount from 250,000 at privatization in 1984 to 160 , 000 today and indicated there is scope for more job losses. The company said 4,000 employees have already left the business this financial year and a further 6,000, mostly in the UK , will go by the end of March.' BT has a global workforce of 160,000.

Morgan Stanley: 19 per cent of its staff

Morgan Stanley has outlined plans to cut 10 per cent of its staff by the end of the year. The layoffs follow a 10 per cent cut made earlier this year. Morgan Stanley also plans to restructure its money management business by cutting 9 per cent of its staff. It was not immediately clear how many positions will ultimately be eliminated from the company's total ranks of about 44,000 employees.

Virgin Media: 2,200 jobs

The Virgin Media cable group will be slashing 2,200 jobs, or 15 per cent of its workforce, by 2012. This will result in annual cost savings of more than pound 120 million by 2012. The group said it would not start cutting jobs until the fourth quarter of next year, with the majority of the role reductions taking place before the end of 2010. It also said the cuts were not related to the strained economic environment. Virgin Media was formed through the merger of Telewest and ntl in 2006; Virgin Mobile was later acquired by it. The group has already reduced 4,000 staff jobs after the ntl and Telewest deal.

Yell Group: 1,300 jobs

Yell Group, the publisher of the Yellow Pages in the UK , is planning to cut 1,300 jobs over the coming year , which is expected to reduce costs by pound 100 million.

The company has already cut 1,300 jobs since September last year, resulting in a saving of pound 150 million.

Nokia Siemens Networks: 1,820 jobs

Telecommunications solution provider Nokia Siemens Networks said it will slash around 1,800 jobs as part of its restructuring efforts. The company is a 50:50 joint venture of Finnish cell phone maker Nokia and German firm Siemens. Nokia Siemens plans to cut about 750 jobs in Finland . It will also close its Hofmannstrasse site in Munich , Germany , which will affect nearly 500 employees. The company separately announced an agreement whereby its manufacturing site in Durach , Germany , will be purchased in a management buy-out. 'That agreement will result in the transfer of around 500 employees. At the completion of the planned headcount restructuring and employee transfer activities, Nokia Siemens Networks expects to have in the range of 10 , 000 employees in Germany , from an initial base of approximately 13,000, 'the statement noted. In addition, the company has planned reduction of headcount by about 50 in Egypt and by 20 in the United States .

Volvo AB: 1,000 jobs and counting

Swedish truck and bus maker Volvo AB has said it will lay off 1,000 staff at its powertrain unit in Sweden and the United States as the global financial crisis continues to affect the demand for heavy vehicles. He said a number of consultants in Sweden could also receive notices. The Volvo group has previously announced layoffs of 2,000 workers at their truck plants in Belgium and Sweden and 1,350 workers at its construction unit. It has more than 100,000 employees worldwide, including its subsidiaries Renault Trucks, Mack Trucks and Nissan Diesel.

DHL US Express: 9,500 jobs

German logistics giant Deutsche Post AG announced it would slash 9,500 jobs at its DHL US Express business and shut all service centres following the economic downturn. This is in addition to the 5 , 400-odd positions already reduced since the beginning of the year. DHL US Express will also close all ground hubs and reduce the number of stations from 412 to 103, said a company statement. As a result, its annual operating costs are expected to reduce to less than euro 770 million from the present euro 4.2 billion. The US international express network, with a total of 3,000 to 4,000 employees, will be re-tailored to the needs of the group's international express service customers.

Nortel Networks Corporation: 1,300 jobs

Global telecom equipment vendor Nortel Networks Corporation, which reported a net loss of $3.4 billion on November 10, said it will slash about 1,300 jobs as part of its cost cutting measures for 2009. The firm had a net income of $ 27 million in the same period a year ago. Nearly 25 per cent of the reduction would take place this year and the rest in 2009.

General Motors Corp: 3,600 jobs

General Motors Corp, which plans to slow down production at 10 of its assembly plans, says it will indefinitely lay off about 3,600 workers.

To cope with the shrinking market demand, General Motors is also planning to reduce inventory though production line re-rates.

EW Scripps Co: 400 jobs

Faced with a 20 per cent drop in advertising revenue, US media company EW Scripps Co has announced it would cut 400 jobs. Scripps also reported a Q3 loss of $21 million; in the same quarter the previous year, it registered a profit of $16.6 million. The Ohio-based company owns 10 television stations and newspapers in 15 US markets.

Scripps also hosts the National Spelling Bee, which is in its 78th year.

Ford Motor Company: 2,600 jobs

Battling a net loss of $129 mn million in its third quarter, US car maker Ford Motor Company has introduced cost cutting measures including 2,600 job cuts. According to a company statement, it is also planning an additional 10 per cent reduction in North American salaried personnel related costs. Earlier this year, Ford had sold its two iconic brands, Jaguar and Land Rover, to Tata Motors for $2.3 billion.

Volvo: 6,000 jobs

As part of its restructuring plans, Volvo, a Ford unit, plans to cut 6,000 jobs -- including 1,200 agency employees -- worldwide.

Corus: 400 jobs

British steel giant Corus, now part of Indian conglomerate Tata Steel, will cut 400 jobs in its distribution business. A company spokesperson said Corus would consult its workers and have as many voluntary redundancies as possible. He added that the decision had to be taken because of a steep slump in the demand for steel and softening global prices. Corus's distribution business employs nearly 2,400 people at 36 sites in the UK and Ireland .

American Express: 7,000 jobs

In order to slash costs by $1.8 billion in 2009, US credit card group American Express will lay off 7,000 of its employees, amounting to around 10 per cent of its worldwide workforce. The company is also planning to suspend management salary increases, put a freeze on new hires, slash investment spending and cut expenses for consulting, travel and entertainment.

Bank of America : 7,500 jobs and counting

Bank of America has said it will eliminate 7,500 jobs after buying Countrywide.

Thousands of more job cuts are likely as the bank integrates its acquisition of Merrill Lynch.

Development Bank of Singapore Group: 900 jobs

Even the Development Bank of Singapore Group -- Southeast Asia 's biggest bank when one looks at assets -- has not escaped the mayhem. It has reduced its staff strength by 900 employees in its battle to survive the global credit crisis and a 38 per cent slump in third quarter net profit. The cuts will affect its offices in Singapore and Hong Kong .

Mattel Inc: 1,000 jobs

The makers of Barbie and Fisher Price products have not escaped the economic crisis either. Toy maker Mattel Inc has announced it will cutting about 1,000 jobs worldwide. The cuts, which will affect 3 per cent its workforce and 8 per cent of its professional and management staff, will include a combination of layoffs, attrition and retirements.

New York City: 3,000 jobs

The economic downturn has hit New York City hard , with Mayor Michael R Bloomberg announcing the laying off 3,000 employees, cutting expenditure on several other fronts, rescinding a popular 7 per cent property tax cut and suspending checks for annual property tax rebates. These measures will save some $ 1.5 billion but the city will still be in the red.

AMD: 500 jobs

California-based Advanced Micro Devices Inc says it is cutting 500 workers, or 3 per cent of its global staff, in its quest to return to profitability. The struggling chip maker has been facing problems -- caused by product delays and a costly acquisition -- even before the financial tsunami swamped the globe.

Goldman Sachs: 3,200 jobs

COOL SMS to share with your friends

2008-09-28T10:47:00.000-07:00

COOL SMS to share with your friends

FUNNY SMS

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere...

Birthday SMS

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY

LOVE n I MISS YOU SMS

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U

EID MUBARAK SMS

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak

FRIENDSHIP SMS

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Stupidity, But Funny,....

2008-09-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

Not my job

BEST T-SHIRT DESIGN

FRIDGE MAGNET

QUEEN OF THE BLONDES

What will I be when I grow up?

T his is just too priceless not to share!

If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!

I guess you didn't send it fast enough!

There have been times when I may have;

Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you, or
Got on your nerves with all the email's I send,
So today I just wanna tell you that...

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I PLAN TO CONTINUE !!!!!!

"Do not value the THINGS you have in your life. But value WHO you have in your life! Life's short. If you don't look around once in awhile, you might miss it.........."

(¨`*.*´¨) Always

`*.¸(¨`*.*´¨) Keep

(¨`*.*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!

`*.¸.*´

Regards,

Ravi Shanker

Chellappan chettans mail to microsoft

2008-08-29T04:59:00.001-07:00

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
chellppan,

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

M.Ravi Shanker

www.everythingundertheglobe.com

Deindexed from Google

2008-08-27T06:33:00.000-07:00

Why might a site get deindexed from Google?

I found the perfect example today in Google Groups. This example not only has a site to look. In short, a site gets deindexed for two basic reasons:

1.It has no value to visitors.

2.It has no value to Google.

How does it get de-indexed?

1.A human editor

2.Google algorithms

Regarding Salary Hike...!!!

2008-08-27T06:29:00.001-07:00

Praja Rajyam : Chiranjeevi's Party name

2008-08-26T07:19:00.000-07:00

Today Chiranjeevi had announced his party name in front of a large mass of people in Tirupati .With a delighted anxiety he made people to feel the anxiousness to announce the party name.His party name is

PRAJA RAJYAM

- the party emphasizes mainly on the backward casts,formers and what not....it is all set to become a new Volcano in the upcoming days.Speaking about the party Mega star Chiranjeevi had also spoke about the necessity in the change of the politics.It is not the resources that are required for the successful development of the nation,but it is the power that helps in bringing those resources to be made useful.Let's wait for the main agenda of "Praja Rajyam"

News from IBN :

He spoke

I will always remain your servant. It is a historic moment. A proud moment for Andhra.
I founded hundreds of blood and eye banks.
Let's concentrate on positive things and fight divisive forces.
God has blessed me. Asked me to do this. I seek your support.
Happy Andhra Pradesh is my motto. Modernisation and industrialisation will be on my agena.
My party is of the people, for the people and by the people.
Social justice is the main agenda of my party.
I take an oath in the name of Lord Venkateshwara that I will be with you. You don't need a leader. You need a servant. It is my motive. I want to restore the honour of politics.
We should be transparent in public life. We should be with the weaker sections. Even after 60 years of freedom, there has not been any improvement.
I have done all roles in cinema. I have seen the entire world. I don't want anything more.
I had just two pairs of trousers in my college.
I survived in Madras with less than Rs 100 per month. People need a person from such background to lead them. My roles in cinema always represented weaker sections.
I am from a very humble background. We had just 5 acres of land. My father was a police constable.
This sound will reverberate across Andhra.
I know the pulse beat of the Telugu people. I promise a clean and effective movement.
Youth power is my power. Women will get more attention.
This sound will reverberate across Andhra.
I represent weaker sections. Today's meeting is a historic meeting.
I am like the brother of all Andhraites. Telugu people made me what I am today.
I don't know to how to thank you all. I will never forget your kindness.
My mother taught me about life. I don't bother about caste, religion and class.
My achievement will be your achievement.
As an actor, I struggled. I am a servant of the people.

Dont Trust!!!

2008-08-21T00:23:00.001-07:00

GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, 'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'

He answered, 'That's okay.'

'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.'

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.'

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.

'How come so much . I only bought 5 items..'

The clerk replied, 'Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too.'

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

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Remember love will always win

2008-08-20T09:37:00.001-07:00

I want to encourage you to do something that helps me achieve incredible success in my own life and in supporting the people that I coach. And that is to put into place a well designed system in the area or areas of love and relationship that you would love to create more success.

Let's say you set up a new communication system with your lover that you both agree upon looks like this:

1. You need to communicate something important.

2. You ask your partner when would be a good time to talk about this important issue. She/He lets you know a time. You have a date for communication-- either that moment, or later that day.

3. You communicate in a loving, honoring, and honest way expressing how you feel rather than placing blame towards your partner.

4. Your partner listens with receptivity.

5. You then listen to how your partner feels in a receptive manner.

6. From your conversation you create a new system that can honor your differences as well as support the health of your relationship, such as an agreement to give each other a loving kiss, hug and/or loving words prior to going to sleep instead of what's been frustrating you and then going to bed in two different worlds.
If Your Dating,
You must first create a successful dating system.And commit to IT,
and you will win everytime with what ever it is your looking for in that special person.

To create a new successful dating system:
1. Recognize what you really want in a partner.

2. Put your relationship past to rest by clearing up your old emotions.

3. Don't go out with everyone who asks. Be discerning about which dates will bring you health, energy and joy.

4. Be positive, honest, and self-confident all the time. You will be impressed by how many people will start to ask if they can set you up with a "wonderful person."

Successful tips to help in a current relationships:
1.Poems,often or not poems are always a useful tool in showing the person you love the most how creative you can be wether the poem was created by you or not.

2.Letter's, LOve Letters or bascic letter's can realy make that special someone in your life feel really content,joyful and overwhelmed with appreciation,And there fun.

3.Atrip to the theater occansionaly is alway's special wether your bringing him or her .

4. Reastraunts do not count,
Most people dream of having a great love relationship.
But you must first realize the essentials,
You have to figure yourself out.
What do I like,what do I want, exctr.
You must make some positive changes within Yourself—this is the key to attracting a good match. The right partner will come into your life if You become the right person for him or her.

Practice the following steps:
1. Become a better friend to yourself. Start treating yourself the way you would like to be treated. This will prepair you.

2. accept your own imperfect humanness with compassion, enabling to accept imperfections in others, to be less judgmental. Begin to have more realistic expectations of others.

3. Give yourself permission to love yourself and to experience more joy in life, thereby increasing your capacity to give and receive love.

4. Become grateful for all the good things in your life, which will change your mindset from scarcity consciousness to one of abundance.

5. Become more authentic—more honest with Yourself and others. Stop being afraid to reveal who you are, with shortcomings. This characteristic will appeal to them, and you will then discover a strong connection because of there own authenticity.

6. Hold a positive expectation in your mind that you would meet the right person. imagine yourself holding the love of your life in your arms, often doing this at night before falling to sleep. (There is power in visualizing a desired outcome as if it is happening now. Research has demonstrated that our brains react similarly to actual and imagined experiences. The subconscious mind can then help transform the imagined experience into reality.)

7. Dreams can come true!

And remember love will always win.

More About What Backlinks Can Do For Your Site

2008-06-27T08:26:00.001-07:00

If you've read anything about or studied Search Engine Optimization, you've come across the term "backlink" at least once. For those of you new to SEO, you may be wondering what a backlink is, and why they are important. Backlinks have become so important to the scope of Search Engine Optimization, that they have become some of the main building blocks to good SEO.

Backlinks are links that are directed towards your website. Also knows as inbound links (IBL's). The number of backlinks is an indication of the popularity or importance of that website. Backlinks are important for SEO because some search engines, especially Google, will give more credit to websites that have a good number of quality backlinks, and consider those websites more relevant than others in their results pages for a search query.

A Backlink (or inbound link, IBL) is a link from someone else's website to your own. Backlinks are one of the most important things to acquire if you want your website to list high in search engines.

These backlinks are incoming links to a website or web page and enable you to keep track of other pages on the web that link to your website. The number of backlinks is an indication of the popularity or importance of that website or page. In basic link terminology, a backlink is any link received by a website (web page, directory, website, or top level domain) from another website. Backlinks are also called incoming links, inbound links, inlinks, and inward links.

The principle behind a backlink is very simple. The better your website is, the more people want to create a link to it. Over time, your website will likely acquire backlinks from other sites, especially if you have good content.

Another reason to achieve quality backlinks is to entice visitors to come to your website. You can't build a website, and then expect that people will find your website without pointing the way. You will probably have to get the word out there about your site. One way webmasters got the word out used to be through reciprocal linking.

There is much discussion in these last few months about reciprocal linking. In the last Google update, reciprocal links were one of the targets of the search engine's latest filter. Many webmasters had agreed upon reciprocal link exchanges, in order to boost their site's rankings with the sheer number of inbound links. In a link exchange, one web master places a link on his website that points to another webmasters website, and vice versa. Many of these links were simply not relevant, and were just discounted. So while the irrelevant inbound link was ignored, the outbound links still got counted, diluting the relevancy score of many websites. This caused a great many websites to drop off the Google map.

A backlink from a site that has quality content is reffered as quality backlinks or relevant backlinks. Relevant backlinks will hold you in a much better stead than a back link coming from a poorly designed or optimized site or from a site that has nothing to do with the theme of your site. The major search engines such as Google see incoming links from relevant sites, and give them more rank compared a backlink from an unrelated site. For example, if you have a website about web design products, your link strategy should target web design related sites.

Many webmasters have more than one website. Sometimes these websites are related, sometimes they are not. You have to also be careful about interlinking multiple websites on the same IP. If you own seven related websites, then a link to each of those websites on a page could hurt you, as it may look like to a search engine that you are trying to do something fishy. Many webmasters have tried to manipulate backlinks in this way and is referred to as backlink bombing.

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M.Ravi Shanker
http://www.rvshanker.wordpress.com
http://everythingundertheglobe.blogspot.com

Off-page Optimization Tips To Improve Your Website Rankings

2008-06-27T07:34:00.001-07:00

If we thinking about SEO optimization then the on-page issues are know as the backbone for any kind of website but we can't deny the numerous off-page factors which is actually boosting the search engine ranking position graph into various search engines day by day.

Actually the entire cumulative effects of off-page optimization increases the search engine scores into various search engines which are practically reflects the SE ranking through the help of on-page factors of that site.

Some times it is viewed that some SEO services clams that off-page optimization will be the determining influence of SEO optimization for any kind of keyword ranking but in a recent survey it was proved that a poor on-page optimized website will not able to receive the calculated goal through a brilliant off-page optimization.

We all know that the main goal of SEO optimization is to promote the selected keywords at search engines for batter ranking. Mainly the on-page factors are drown smartly into a website due to proper emphasis of the cumulative off-page results into the search engines for receiving superb keyword ranking.

1. Before starting the off-page optimization you need to know your site first thus you need a solid research work for your entire site. Checking of all required links i.e. inbound links, out bound links, broken links and cross links of the different pages of your site.

2. While starting off page optimization try to maintain a constant rate of submission. That means the rate of submission may be high or low but the main thing is to maintain that in a consistent manner to create a submission pattern into the search engines database.

3. When you are proceeding for any kind of link exchange (it may be reciprocal or triangular) you should not go for quantity of the number of links rather your approach for quality links is highly appreciable according to the organic SEO optimization strategies.

4. You should maintain a log for you maintaining, monitoring and regular tracking for out bounds links of your site. This log will helps you to reduce the number of bogus out bound links of your site.

5. Try to involve yourself to write down several articles regarding the theme of your website frequently and promote them in a quick manner. The number of articles has also a vest boosting effect to increase the search engine score of your website.

6. Nowadays content and banner exchange is really getting superior importance over to general reciprocal link building. Thus find out those important sites who are really seeking to exchange those things and convey them that you are also one of them.

7. According to off-page point of view any kinds of duplicate content exist at your site then it is very unfortunate work done for your site. Thus before starting off-page works obviously check that matter.

8. Nowadays blog writing and also placing important sentences into same theme based blogs is really worthy for any kind of site. As a hole keeps some time to spend into your blog practices for the betterment of your site.

9. Register into several reputed same theme based forums and consulting with them your business policies. This is also a passive publicity of promoting your business and the main logic is that they are offering to put your signature where you can place your web address as a link.
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M.Ravi Shanker
http://everythingundertheglobe.blogspot.com

Want More Website Traffic? Improve Your Ranking In The Search Engines

2008-06-26T10:03:00.001-07:00

So many of the clients who come to me wanting their website designed, or redesigned, also want to know how to get more website traffic and better search engine placement without paying for the "pay-per-click" sponsorships on the engines themselves. There are specifically two things you can immediately focus on to have the maximum impact, for the least amount of investment-HTML Tags and Search Engine Submission.

While HTML coding might not "be your thing," it is important to understand the fundamentals so you can strategically position your website with the various search engines.

Use Meta tags and web copy to your advantage.

When a search engine visits your website it will look at the page title, the Meta tags, and the body text. Before submitting your website to the search engines, pay close attention that all of your HTML tags, including Meta tags, are descriptive and accurately reflect your site's content.

Page Titles and Meta Description Tags

Many of the major search engines place the highest priority on page title and Meta Description Tags. Without a descriptive page title, your site may have a difficult time being found, as you are not indexed properly. The page title should be 5-15 words in length and include your organization name and a descriptive phrase.

Example-Home Page: Go-To-Market Strategies - a Seattle-based sales and marketing consulting firm.

Example-Secondary Page: Go-To-Market Strategies - Marketing Services.

After your page titles are determined, be sure to use a Meta Description Tag on your home page, as this information is what most search engines display to potential visitors in the search results. The Meta Description Tag should be a brief description of your company and be limited to 25 words, or 200 characters.

Example: "Go-To-Market Strategies is a sales and marketing firm that helps small to medium sized companies integrate the magic of marketing with the science of sales."

Meta Keyword Tag

The Meta Keyword Tag should include words or phrases that people would use when searching for your company's products or services. A good way to find the most popular keywords is to inquire with a major search engine about paying for a keyword. They will give you a list for your industry segment. You may or may not choose to purchase some of these keywords if your budget allows, but either way you should include the most relevant in your website's Keyword Tag. Again, try to limit the Meta Keyword Tag to 150 words or 1000 characters and review your keywords frequently, dropping off the ones that aren't working for you or are no longer relevant.

Body Text

As you consider your website copy and the tags and titles you plan to use within the HTML code, you must make sure the language between the two is consistent. If the search engine finds your tags don't accurately reflect the body text within the site, they will rank you much lower in search results, or possibly not include you at all. To verify content is consistent, use words or phrases that are relevant to your business (often your positioning statement) on your "home" page in paragraph form. The search engine will then compare all the Meta tags to the text on the actual page to be sure you are not in violation of their rules and regulations.

When creating your body text, do not try to hide your text by making it extremely small or by making it the same colour as your background. Many search engines frown on extremely small text, light coloured fonts on light background, and dark coloured fonts on dark backgrounds. Today, a search engine will view hidden or small text as a spamming technique and penalize your website or completely remove it.

Also, be careful about pages built with graphics only. Without body text on a website, the search engine will see a blank page. It is true that a page containing graphics or a flash movie may look more attractive, but it can prove to be disastrous to your search engine positioning.

Submit your URL to all the major search engines.

You can do this yourself of course, but for the time and labor you would spend each month staying on top of it-and you HAVE to stay on top of it consistently to be effective-I recommend you use a service.

Finally, don't forget to promote your site on all of your marketing materials. This sounds basic, but it really is quite common for people to not include their URL on their business papers, marketing materials, email signatures, direct mail pieces, etc. Do a quick audit and make sure your URL is on EVERY communication piece.
Regards,

M.Ravi Shanker
http://everythingundertheglobe.blogspot.com