Chellappan chettans mail to microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?


10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
chellppan,

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

M.Ravi Shanker

www.everythingundertheglobe.com

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Deindexed from Google

Why might a site get deindexed from Google?

I found the perfect example today in Google Groups. This example not only has a site to look. In short, a site gets deindexed for two basic reasons:

1.It has no value to visitors.

2.It has no value to Google.

How does it get de-indexed?

1.A human editor

2.Google algorithms

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Regarding Salary Hike...!!!

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Praja Rajyam : Chiranjeevi's Party name

Today Chiranjeevi had announced his party name in front of a large mass of people in Tirupati .With a delighted anxiety he made people to feel the anxiousness to announce the party name.His party name is

PRAJA RAJYAM

- the party emphasizes mainly on the backward casts,formers and what not....it is all set to become a new Volcano in the upcoming days.Speaking about the party Mega star Chiranjeevi had also spoke about the necessity in the change of the politics.It is not the resources that are required for the successful development of the nation,but it is the power that helps in bringing those resources to be made useful.Let's wait for the main agenda of "Praja Rajyam"

News from IBN :



He spoke

• I will always remain your servant. It is a historic moment. A proud moment for Andhra.
• I founded hundreds of blood and eye banks.
• Let's concentrate on positive things and fight divisive forces.
• God has blessed me. Asked me to do this. I seek your support.
• Happy Andhra Pradesh is my motto. Modernisation and industrialisation will be on my agena.
• My party is of the people, for the people and by the people.
• Social justice is the main agenda of my party.
• I take an oath in the name of Lord Venkateshwara that I will be with you. You don't need a leader. You need a servant. It is my motive. I want to restore the honour of politics.
• We should be transparent in public life. We should be with the weaker sections. Even after 60 years of freedom, there has not been any improvement.
• I have done all roles in cinema. I have seen the entire world. I don't want anything more.
• I had just two pairs of trousers in my college.
• I survived in Madras with less than Rs 100 per month. People need a person from such background to lead them. My roles in cinema always represented weaker sections.
• I am from a very humble background. We had just 5 acres of land. My father was a police constable.
• This sound will reverberate across Andhra.
• I know the pulse beat of the Telugu people. I promise a clean and effective movement.
• Youth power is my power. Women will get more attention.
• This sound will reverberate across Andhra.
• I represent weaker sections. Today's meeting is a historic meeting.
• I am like the brother of all Andhraites. Telugu people made me what I am today.
• I don't know to how to thank you all. I will never forget your kindness.
• My mother taught me about life. I don't bother about caste, religion and class.
• My achievement will be your achievement.
• As an actor, I struggled. I am a servant of the people.

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Dont Trust!!!

GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, 'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'

He answered, 'That's okay.'

'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.'

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.'

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.

'How come so much . I only bought 5 items..'

The clerk replied, 'Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too.'

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

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Remember love will always win

I want to encourage you to do something that helps me achieve incredible success in my own life and in supporting the people that I coach. And that is to put into place a well designed system in the area or areas of love and relationship that you would love to create more success.

Let's say you set up a new communication system with your lover that you both agree upon looks like this:

1. You need to communicate something important.

2. You ask your partner when would be a good time to talk about this important issue. She/He lets you know a time. You have a date for communication-- either that moment, or later that day.

3. You communicate in a loving, honoring, and honest way expressing how you feel rather than placing blame towards your partner.

4. Your partner listens with receptivity.

5. You then listen to how your partner feels in a receptive manner.

6. From your conversation you create a new system that can honor your differences as well as support the health of your relationship, such as an agreement to give each other a loving kiss, hug and/or loving words prior to going to sleep instead of what's been frustrating you and then going to bed in two different worlds.
If Your Dating,
You must first create a successful dating system.And commit to IT,
and you will win everytime with what ever it is your looking for in that special person.

To create a new successful dating system:
1. Recognize what you really want in a partner.

2. Put your relationship past to rest by clearing up your old emotions.

3. Don't go out with everyone who asks. Be discerning about which dates will bring you health, energy and joy.

4. Be positive, honest, and self-confident all the time. You will be impressed by how many people will start to ask if they can set you up with a "wonderful person."

Successful tips to help in a current relationships:
1.Poems,often or not poems are always a useful tool in showing the person you love the most how creative you can be wether the poem was created by you or not.

2.Letter's, LOve Letters or bascic letter's can realy make that special someone in your life feel really content,joyful and overwhelmed with appreciation,And there fun.

3.Atrip to the theater occansionaly is alway's special wether your bringing him or her .

4. Reastraunts do not count,
Most people dream of having a great love relationship.
But you must first realize the essentials,
You have to figure yourself out.
What do I like,what do I want, exctr.
You must make some positive changes within Yourself—this is the key to attracting a good match. The right partner will come into your life if You become the right person for him or her.

Practice the following steps:
1. Become a better friend to yourself. Start treating yourself the way you would like to be treated. This will prepair you.

2. accept your own imperfect humanness with compassion, enabling to accept imperfections in others, to be less judgmental. Begin to have more realistic expectations of others.

3. Give yourself permission to love yourself and to experience more joy in life, thereby increasing your capacity to give and receive love.

4. Become grateful for all the good things in your life, which will change your mindset from scarcity consciousness to one of abundance.

5. Become more authentic—more honest with Yourself and others. Stop being afraid to reveal who you are, with shortcomings. This characteristic will appeal to them, and you will then discover a strong connection because of there own authenticity.

6. Hold a positive expectation in your mind that you would meet the right person. imagine yourself holding the love of your life in your arms, often doing this at night before falling to sleep. (There is power in visualizing a desired outcome as if it is happening now. Research has demonstrated that our brains react similarly to actual and imagined experiences. The subconscious mind can then help transform the imagined experience into reality.)

7. Dreams can come true!

And remember love will always win.

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